Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	100	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ElementalPrisons

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PotensGamingMC

Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

We have a Walls 2 world.

We have custom plugins.

We run 25+ plugins.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TestingTea

Survival

Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hunger Games DeadCraft

The Hunger Games

Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Vanilla Kaiser Craft

PvP, Vanilla

Just a vanilla server, we only have plugins to Make it look not ugly lol

Yes we are looking for staff

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4219
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Jail DeadCraft

A jail server is about surviving in a jail. In the prison of ”DeadPlayers”

You are a grade C inmate, your duty is to get out of this huge and dangerous prison and be free, to do this you must collect objects, kill other prisoners, get money, and move on to other higher modules.

Obtain items from mines, logging or fishing in prison lakes Don’t trust any other prisoner Kill other users to get items and money Ascend through modules until you reach module A Buy your ticket out of jail And finally “be free”

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6888

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Skyblock Islands

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

– Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LegacyPVP

Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dan Power

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Raiding

DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

IP: play.danpower.info

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MCBuffalo

Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

w00tCRAFT

w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.