Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1230	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Towns Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Buildings Constructed:	35
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.