Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5652	Zombie Dances:	0
Emeralds Found:	8987	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Left 2 Die

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cookie Project

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6600	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Civilization

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

siagne.net [France]

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Elysium Minecraft Server

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Crafters-Island

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Survival

Welcome to Crafters-Island! We strive to maintain a free to play environment for all to enjoy. This means that all of the things that we sell in our store are mainly cosmetic purposes and don’t give players an advantage over each other. We currently offer 3 game modes SMP (1.15.2) – SMP is our most popular game mode. Build, explore, fight, or just hang out with lots of other players in this non-competitive vanilla focused game mode. Prisons (1.12.2) – Enjoy Prisons like you never have before with classic prisons feel. Unlock some of our custom enchants with tokens, that are gained by mining. Creative (1.15.2) – Unleash your inner creativity and show off your builds to everyone with monthly build competitions hosted on the forums. Players gain access to world edit if they vote. All our servers are joinable in 1.12.2-1.15.2, the versions listed are their respective version. Where can you find us? Well, I’m glad you asked. We have many ways in which you can find us that will be linked below.

Website: https://www.crafters-island.com/ Forums: https://forums.crafters-island.com/ Discord: https://discord.io/craftersisland

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	161	Mines Excavated:	1670

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChrisCraft

Fun, nice staff, bukkit and ranks! Owner: rc286970 You can appy for MOD and Member on our site! If you vote you get 3 diamonds! Have Fun!!! Join Today!!!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.