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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7593 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 72 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
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