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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8980 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 335 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows