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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5494 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows