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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 9765 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 5833 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 5139 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
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