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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6512 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows