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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 3938 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
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