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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 2787 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 28 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows