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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7166 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Animals Bred: | 49 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 192 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows