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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8076 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
New Chunks Explored: | 225449 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows