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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8348 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows