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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1437 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 182 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows