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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6788 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8260 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows