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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7923 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 15 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 51 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
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