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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1771 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 2855 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows