LazySMP: Where even the slowest sloth can survive the blocky wilderness!

Version	1.20.6 and later
Land Claims	To safeguard your builds
Rank System	Rewarding and dynamic
Economy	Dedicated for trading
PvP Arena	For those who crave battle

Future Crafters 1.20.6

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	260	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8933	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	145
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	8424	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Crops Grown:	4224	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	77	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9485	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

LazySMP: Where even the slowest sloth can survive the blocky wilderness!

Welcome to Sloth SMP!

Server Features:

Server IP: SlothSMP.Com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What Minecraft version does the server support?

Q: Are land claims available on the server?

Q: Is there a rank system on the server?

Q: Can players participate in PvP battles?

Q: Is the server economy player-driven?

Future Crafters 1.20.6

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

CreeperCompliments

Multiverse Adventures

The Beykery

Overview

FAQ

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

CraftyFibsMC

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

Java Survival

Overview

Server Rules

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

Llama Land Adventure

Players:	91/200	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	4309	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7