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NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3114	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5360

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	847	New Chunks Explored:	134272

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	9514
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Void Gems Collected:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3701	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2384	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	350729
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	472
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	96	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	237680	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Star Shards Collected:	233
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Votes:	1989	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3913	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Divine Spears Created:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	141	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Items Found:	2332
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7210	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2835	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	799461

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magic Items Found:	4022	Magical Moments Shared:	29