LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	65	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5535	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4605

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	522
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	134

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3010	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5355
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3415
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	551608	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	77
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es