LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7970	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Animals Bred:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Animals Bred:	127	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.