Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Hopela: The Golden Fleece is the first phase of our unique adventure. This survival server offers an immersive experience with:Over 800 exciting quests Reach 70 levels of epic adventures Discover various professions and show off your skills Explore an XXL public dungeon – a challenge for the bravest Find hidden treasures and surprises at every turn :first_place: Special Challenge: The first player to reach level 70 will win an Official Minecraft Creeper Plush worth €31.99! So, invite your friends and all your contacts for this legendary quest!:date: The adventure begins on December 1, 2023 – Prepare your m&m’s and your Coke, the adventure awaits you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4200	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1091	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Farms Harvested:	466	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	967131
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alien Abductions:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	158
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	782824
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	407766
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ores Mined:	3683
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.