Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Star Shards Collected:	137	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NEW 1.19 MAP! Arcadia is a 1.19 Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy server! (NO HACKING) | PVP & RAIDING | NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION |Arcadia is a well-known Semi-Vanilla, Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server that has existed for six years when we went under a different name and still exists to this day. Our server is designed to give a unique survival experience with as close to a barebones survival experience as possible. We offer all our players access to tpa and set homes to make the vanilla experience a bit easier so you dont have to travel far distances. We have some other QoL plugins as well. We offer no land claiming and no grief prevention except at spawn. So remember to keep your base hidden and far away!IPs/Discord: Server address: play.mcarcadia.com Discord: https://discord.gg/arcadiaServer Details: – World border is at 150k – Running on 1.19 – NA East Server

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	125
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Animals Bred:	177
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9499	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Emeralds Found:	2008
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

NostalgiaCraft – Where Community and Creativity Unite! (Bedrock & Java Crossplay)Build, Create, Thrive: Collaborate within our community to craft awe-inspiring structures in a 100K world border. Apply for spawn access to showcase your skills!Claim Your Domain: Vanilla gameplay made convenient with commands like /spawn and /sethome. Focus on adventure and creation.Adventure Awaits: Engage in wild PvP and daring thievery. Forge alliances, conquer challenges, and uncover the unknown.Enhanced Features: Enjoy the little things—sit on stairs for a cozy touch, toggle phantoms for restful nights, and experience fast leaf decay. Say goodbye to pesky creeper holes.Thriving Economy: Dive into an item-based economy with an active trading system. Utilize /trade to exchange resources and thrive in a player-driven marketplace. Active Staff, Quick Support: Our dedicated team ensures your experience is exceptional. Get help through discord tickets.Visit Our Wiki: https://nostalgiacraft.fun/wiki Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/rmNcuGX

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Towns Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.