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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1714 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6297 |
we got llamas that can talk, pigs that can fly, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make bill gates look like a broke college student. u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds, my friend.
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