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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1480 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Votes: | 9756 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1882 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
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imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of flying pigs attack you, or building a majestic castle only to have it invaded by a horde of dancing zombies.
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