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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2678 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 6557 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!