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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1744 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
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