Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

Absurd, comedy, controversial, funny, haha, humor, insult, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, mocking, offensive, political humor, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, Server, social media, trolling, trump, Trump supporters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BareBonesMP[Voice Chat | Mature | Whitelisted | NEW MAP]

Active, Anticheat, Antigrief, Barebones, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, java, Javaedition, Mature, PvE, Seasonal, Secure, Semivanilla, Small, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, Whitelisted

BareBonesMP is a Minecraft community founded in 2019 with the idea of having the classic Minecraft server feel from the golden days and formed around a whitelisted, close knit community.

To be whitelisted, join our Discord server and fill out the app in the #whitelist-apps channel!

Server Address: play.barebonesmp.com Discord Link: https://discord.gg/barebonesmp Dynmap: https://barebonesmp.com/map

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing PluginsStatistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!Dedicated Server with No LagActive Discord & CommunityOptional Proximity Voice ChatCross-Discord/In-game Text ChatCommunity Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!Map Was Reset on October 6th, 2023

Server Rules:Do not grief or steal from other members.Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.Do not harass or bully other community members.Do not use client-side mods that give unfair advantagesAbsolutely no hacking, x-ray resource packs, or hacked clients on our servers.Do not advertise, spam, or intentionally lag/crash our servers.PVP is only allowed in designated areas, or outside of these areas if agreed upon before hand.The keyword is andesite.Do not abuse known Minecraft exploits.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Panni-Craft

Panni-Craft (Works with cracked Minecraft)

Live-Map: www.bit.ly/dynmap-panni

What is Panni-Craft? Panni-Craft is a Survival-Server with a small but friendly community. Build on you own plot or become a member of a town and create together something big!

Some more information: – Skill System (RPG-Style) – Admin- and User-Shops – Jobs to earn money – Hunger Games – PVP-Arenas – Many ranks – Spleef

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crops Grown:	3441
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VoidedMC

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to VoidedMC, we are a brand new 1.20.4 server with a friendly player base offering semi-vanilla survival, by merging McMMO, GriefPrevention, Essentials, and many more plugins! We are working on expanding the server currently. We also plan to bring a creative world where you can show off your amazing building skills! Feel free to join! Our staff is extremely nice and always willing to help. So if you have any questions please reach out to us! Have an amazing day!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9678
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Florida Minecraft Server

Economy, PvP

FMS has just recently undergone a complete map, inventory, and economy reset! -Currently Running 1.7.2 -Fly Enabled for Everyone! -Real Economy -Grief Prevention -Dynmap -PVP World

Check out or Website – http://www.FloridaMinecraft.com Check out our Forums – http://www.floridaminecraft.com/forum/ Check out our Dynmap – http://map.FloridaMinecraft.com Play.FloridaMinecraft.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FantasyMC

KitPvP, Survival

FantasyMC – Created By FantasyProYT (Youtube Channel: Fantasy Productions)

This server is non pay-to-win and includes the gamemodes such as KitPvP and Survival with more possible gamemodes coming in the future

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Havoc MC | OG Factions | Anarchy | Custom Mobs

Faction, Faction Pvp, PvP, Survival

Welcome to HAVOC MC, where we’re bringing back the classic Minecraft experience! No TNT cannons, no gen walls – just simple survival with a touch of factions.

🌐 Features:

thrive in a challenging

Community Focus: Connect with players globally in a friendly community. Trade, chat, and embark on epic journeys together.

Custom Mobs: Encounter unique mobs that test your survival skills. Be ready for unexpected encounters as you explore.

Dungeons with Bosses: Explore mysterious dungeons, face powerful bosses, and claim epic rewards. Only the bravest will succeed!

🛠️ Customization:

Custom Items: Discover exclusive items to enhance your gameplay. Collect rare resources for powerful weapons and armor.

Player-driven Economy: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy. Buy, sell, and trade resources to become the wealthiest faction.

🏰 Claim Your Territory:

Raids and Sieges: Test your faction’s strength by raiding bases or engaging in epic sieges. Only the most strategic factions will win.

🌟 Events and Competitions:

Seasonal Challenges: Take on seasonal challenges for new adventures. Stay engaged with fresh content regularly.

Join HAVOC MC now for a classic Minecraft journey where survival, factions, and community come together. Ready to conquer the unknown? Start your adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	191	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ManaMC: LOTS OF MAGIC SPELLS AND KINGDOMS

Magic, Magicspells, mmorpg, PvP, RPG, Survival, wizard

MAGIC SURVIVAL SERVER WITH LOTS OF CUSTOM WANDS, SPELLS, REGIONS AND KINGDOMShttps://discord.gg/PUdZCTQpAX

BUILD YOUR KINGDOM, GET YOUR CUSTOM MAGIC, AND RULE OVER THE WORLD

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MaximalMinecraft 24/7

MaximalMinecraft 24/7 400 players 8GB PVP – SURVIVAL

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This a Lifesteal server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
New Chunks Explored:	698098	Divine Spears Created:	18
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TheFruitBox – 1.20.4 | Java & Bedrock | Semi-Vanilla Survival | Events & Tournaments & Shops | Tribes

bedrock, Buildcompetition, building, Chestshop, classic, Competitions, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empires, Events, Exploitsallowed, Mall, Minimalistic, Oldschool, PvP, Redvsblue, Shoppingmall, Spawn, Sponges, Survival, Teams, Tournaments, Tribes, Vanilla

🍎🎮 TheFruitBox Minecraft Server 🎮🍎

Rediscover the essence of Minecraft at TheFruitBox! Immerse yourself in a pure vanilla gameplay experience with a few knacks. Join a tight-knit community of players who appreciate classic Minecraft in its truest form.

🏰 Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources, shape the marketplace, and witness the dynamic interactions of our community — Currency is Sponge 🧽.

🛍️ Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products. Let your entrepreneurial spirit shine as you attract customers from across the server.

🌟 Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive events unique/custom to the server. Engage in thrilling competitions such as the Champions Tour, Red VS Blue battles, special holiday events, and exciting build competitions—all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

🔥 Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

🌍 Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction. The possibilities for discovery are endless.

👥 Supportive Community: Join our discord… or join a tribe in-game.

📚 Server History: Server was created 2/19/2021. Previously OnlyVanilla.

💬 Stay Connected: Communicate and collaborate with fellow players outside the game on our Discord server.

🌐 Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

Join TheFruitBox today and relish the pure essence of Minecraft. Engage in vanilla gameplay, participate in unique events, and connect with a vibrant community that values the true spirit of the game.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RedBanner

Creative, Creativeplots, Economy, Economysurvival, Friendly, Gravestones, KitPvP, Markets, Plots, Shulkerpacks, Survival, Towny, Treefeller, Xpbottler

RedBanner.net Java 1.20.1 Native, Bedrock Compatible

Fresh 1.20 Map!

– Co-op Survival Towny Small, friendly community Player-run markets and economy (no server-run shop) Rentable shops Brewery with lots of custom recipes mcMMO Autocrafters DoubleEnderchests Potion combining, and enchant/potion effect hiding Respawning dragon eggs GraveStones (protected for 10 minutes) 80% Player experience drops on death Normal Difficulty sethomes Passcode Sign chest/door protection (also protected with factions) Balanced mob farms and villager trades Creeper/enderman block damage disabled Treefeller ShulkerPacks (open shulkers from inside inventories) XP is collected in hoppers as bottles o’ enchantin

– Creative Plots 5 plots per person 42×42 block plot area

– Weekly Events Staff-picked player-requested server-wide events anyone can join Hosted every Saturday (hit us up if that’s a problem, we’ll work something out)

– Various Minigames Mobarena (with decent rewards) 1v1 arena MurderMystery…more to come, we have a few in development.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4047
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NyanPig 24/7 Freebuild Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

-No whitelist, Guests can build, you can protect your stuff -Economy system with shops and rewards -Jobs, classes and ranks -Survival, Freebuild!

JOIN US AND HAVE FUN!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Tallcraft

Bukkit, Dropper, Freebuild, Industries, Minecraft, Modified, Monster, Monsterindustries, PvP, Survival, Tallcraft

Explore FreedomJoin Us – Website

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Gemora SMP

Costomworld, MCMMO, Modified, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival

Gemora Middle School

We are a small smp with magic, costom world generation, coustom enchants, powergems (simular to bliss smp but no its not ment to bliss copy) uhhhhhhhhhhhhh what else. idk.

Supports all versions (1.8.x – 1.20.x)

Discord:discord.gg/BgemfUF4jd

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Potions Brewed:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

teozcommunity

fun server for u to build

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Zombie Dances:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!