Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crops Grown:	7717
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Animals Bred:	184

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Farms Harvested:	667	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1362	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magic Items Found:	1763	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Villages Defended:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9962
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Items Found:	6110
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!