Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ores Mined: 827 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Evil Twin Fights: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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