Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the whiteness of Latin Americans is as confusing as trying to find a creeper in a field of sheep! We promise you’ll have a blast trying to navigate through our wacky world filled with Italian mobs that may or may not be considered white.

Join us and witness the epic battles between American whites and Latin Americans as they try to determine who is the true whitest of them all. Will the concept of bleaching come into play? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and laugh your way through our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs logic when you have this level of insanity? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
Crops Grown: 8434 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magic Items Found: 4504

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6944 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Mines Excavated: 1980
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Zombie Dances: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Potions Brewed: 95 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 368 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 New Chunks Explored: 937118
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 227140 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 31
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1057 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5209 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Crops Grown: 9796
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • CraftyTruths

    CraftyTruths
    What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BankruptCraft

    BankruptCraft
    Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Mines Excavated: 2177
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Girl Power Zone

    Girl Power Zone
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Soul Soicety

    Soul Soicety

    Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Villages Defended: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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