LastBlockStanding | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Forever Alone Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a man in today’s society? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the horrors of erectile dysfunction jokes and being treated like a disposable heated dildo.

On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.

And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.

So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty RPG Gridiron: Where Pixels Meet Strategy

Battles, Challenges, Characters, Combat, Crafty, discussion, FANTASY, gameplay, grid movement, grid-based, Gridiron, Maps, Mechanics, Medieval, Meet, pixels, RPG, rpgs, Story, strategy, strategy RPGs, tactical, Tactics, turn based, video games

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a grid-based strategy RPG on steroids!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you can summon a team of pixelated warriors to fight them off in epic turn-based battles.

But that’s not all! We have quests that will take you on wild adventures through dungeons filled with loot and treasure. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some sick moves).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life? Join now and let the pixelated madness begin!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Emeralds Found:	3875
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocktopia

action, Adventure, alternate world, Battles, blocktopia, Dark, exaggerated expressions, FANTASY, Gritty, high stakes, Immersive, INTENSE, isekai, Manga, Military, Realistic, Record of Highserk war, serious atmosphere, strategy, War, world-building

Are you tired of all the silly, fantastical, and exaggerated expressions in military Isekai manga? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a serious atmosphere where you can experience the thrill of battle without any of the nonsense.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle, strategizing with your teammates, when suddenly a group of creepers start charging at you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – exploding sheep! Yes, you heard that right. These sheep are trained to self-destruct on command, taking out any enemy in their path.

But that’s not all. Our server also has a hidden underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can slice through anything, including obsidian. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience military Isekai like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those exploding sheep!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Creepers are the Real MVPs and Villagers are Always Suspicious

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Are you tired of playing on servers where you can’t even say “heck” without getting banned? Well, look no further because our server is run by a conservative Christian family who will make sure your Minecraft experience is as wholesome as a Sunday church service. Join us for epic quests like “Finding the Holy Diamond” and “Building a Cathedral of Creepers.” Plus, our server is so family-friendly that even the zombies say grace before attacking you. So come on, join us and let’s praise the blocky gods together!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2802
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Shop for ore OmletArcade Minecraft server

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This server was built during the time of OmletArcade, it is already more than a year old and I decided to put it on various monitoring sites, unfortunately it may crash, if this happens I will have to close this server, but for now you can play on it and remember the old days of OmletArcade

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Andycraft

Andycraft, Claims, Creative, Explore, Jobs, Minecraft, Multiverse, norwegian, PvP, Server, Shop, Spawn, Survival, Teleport

A Norwegian Minecraft server that gives players the opportunity to choose between a Creative world and a Survival world. You can always teleport between the worlds Spawn, Survival and creative.

Claims, jobs, multiverse and more…

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Craze

#0, 50, ai, Crafty, CRAZE, dubs, mirror thread, post, Raw, Row, Trips

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Post 50% dubs and you’ll either get a 50% boost or lose everything and start from scratch. But hey, that’s just the thrill of the game, right? And if you manage to hit trips, well, get ready for a wild ride because you’ll be transported to a whole new dimension where the only rule is to survive against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineSNK – Digging for SNK and Neo Geo Fun!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got more action than a diamond sword fight in the Nether!

Join now and experience Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves – where the wolves aren’t just howling, they’re dominating the battlefield! With dual audio and Advance Strike added to KOFXV, you’ll be fighting like a pro in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got KOF XIII Global Match on Switch and PS4, plus The King of Fighters XV available on PC, PS4/PS5, and XBOX Series X/S! And if turn-based squad tactics are your thing, get ready for Metal Slug Tactics – it’s like chess, but with more explosions.

Need some beginner tips? Check out DandyJ’s guide to KOF and our community resources to level up your game. And don’t forget to join our Discord for all the latest updates and events.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft showdown – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SovietCraft: Boomers’ Nostalgia

Boomers, CHANGE, communism, comparison, culture, Economy, generational differences, Government, History, Life, Memories, Nostalgia, old people, past, perspective, Politics, quality of life, socialism, society, soviet union, SovietCraft, USSR

Are you tired of hearing about the good ol’ days of the USSR from your grandparents? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and experience the glory of the Soviet Union for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the Siberian tundra, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with communist propaganda and vodka. Or how about building your own Gulag and forcing other players to mine for you while you relax in your luxurious dacha?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against capitalist pigs and defend the motherland from imperialist invaders. Plus, our server is filled with authentic Soviet architecture and landmarks, like the Kremlin and Lenin’s Mausoleum.

So say goodbye to nostalgia and hello to the ultimate Soviet Minecraft experience. Join us now and become a true comrade in arms!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty CPU Wars: Intel vs AMD – Mine, Build, Battle!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that promise support through the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming paradise! Why choose Intel over AMD when you can join us and experience the power of Zen5 in all its glory? Our server is so advanced, we’ve actually discovered a secret portal to the future where we’ve already upgraded to Zen10! Join us now for a wild ride through time and technology – who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only

Alicja Da Lontano, Biscotti, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave Group, Butterfly Dance, Crystalis Abi Kadabura, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, Hu and Reina’s covers, Hyouma Kohaku, Ibuki Bjorn, Kiri Kilovolt, Komiyama Ambros, Kumanui Miel, lolz, Lunalia Alias Anono, maid themed streams, Memecraft, MIEL, Moe Moe Mirai, Mono Monet, Obari Luca, Petalight Kou Mariya, Petalight’s 6 month anniversary art, Pippa Pebblesworth, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sarugaku Leon Jr., Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, US branch, V4Mirai, Vance Van Creed, Vilhelm Vanderbos, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your Bill, Sir? Look no further than this server where the talents of V4Mirai will blow your mind! Gen 1 Crystalis Abi Kadabura will rock your world with her streams, while Serina Maiko will have you laughing so hard your creeper explodes! And don’t even get me started on Gen 2 – Petalight Kou Mariya’s streams are so lit, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the Nether! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where maid-themed streams are a regular occurrence? It’s like playing Minecraft in a virtual cafe – so fancy! And if that’s not enough, the Brave EN groups will have you rolling on the floor laughing with their crazy antics. So join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other – trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GrumpyCraft: Where People Aren’t Happy That I’m Here But Still Play Anyway

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where people are just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to challenge a dragon to a dance-off, ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, or participate in our weekly “Build a Toilet” competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted plunger!

But beware, our community is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict “no boring builds” policy and if your house doesn’t have at least three secret trapdoors and a rollercoaster inside, you might as well pack your bags and go back to playing with blocks in single player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just another basic Minecraft player – you’re a legend in the making! And if anyone tries to mess with you, just remember our motto: “people aren’t happy that I’m here…got something to say, bitch ass mother fucker?”

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

THE LUCRAFT SERVER ALIMERCRAFT

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THE LUCRAFT SERVERAlimer CraftIP: alimer.godlike.clubCURSE FORGE MODPACKS:MODS:Lucraft, Speedsterheroes, HeroesExpansion, The Fifth World, PymTech, AlimerCraft, Quark, Immersive Engineering, Endgame, and othersADDONPACKS:Lantern Corp, Ben 10, MaxHeroes, SpeedsterAddonPacks, Danny, DFIronMan, DFHeroes, MightiestHeroes, NotEnoughHeroes, Manhattan, and others.MODPACKS:https://legacy.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-lucraft-alimercraft-modpacks

DISCORD – discord.gg/YcebyZ5Nze

THE MOD PACK CAN ALSO BE DOWNLOADED ON THE DISCORD SERVER.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Barnyard! Where cows code, pigs play, and sheep take selfies on Modded SMP – Apply for the VIP Grass Pass today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	The Barnyard
Description	A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions!
Main Mods	Genetic Animals Realistic Horse Genetics Alex’s Mobs Get in the Bucket Farmer’s Delight Tinker’s Construct
Whitelist	Yes, whitelist server. Join Discord and fill out whitelisting form.
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out the whitelisting form to be allowed on the server.
What are the main mods featured?	Main mods include Genetic Animals, Realistic Horse Genetics, Alex’s Mobs, Get in the Bucket, Farmer’s Delight, Tinker’s Construct, and more.
Are there any rules to follow?	Yes, please make sure to read our rules before joining the server.
What is the gameplay like?	Enjoy cozy farming gameplay with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	264	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Deathmatch

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ladders have a mind of their own! Our ladders are so advanced, they require a secret handshake to climb down. Don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll feel like a ladder-climbing champion!

Join our server for the ultimate challenge of navigating through our quirky world filled with magical ladders, mischievous mobs, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a ladder that leads to a secret underground disco party!

So if you’re ready to test your ladder-climbing skills and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, the ladders are watching…and they’re not afraid to play tricks on you!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	216	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2