Laser Brain Bandit Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2032	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	158	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6620	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4879
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ores Mined:	2757

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Emeralds Found:	2408	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	457855	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	6138

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	8804	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	397	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live streaming, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Buildings Constructed:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	1963
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6402	Towns Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3