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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 18 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Alien Abductions: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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