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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2486 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!