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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9792 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 7190 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!