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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8270 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 14 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 28 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Votes: | 4469 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!