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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3925 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!