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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8326 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 83 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!