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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 3257 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 2021 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!