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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9220 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!