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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 860 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 3877 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 198 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!