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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 96 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 68 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 488 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!