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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4031 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 266 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!