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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4370 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3717 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Void Gems Collected: | 35 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!