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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 4208 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Enchantments Applied: | 201 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!