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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 9945 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!