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Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mineheart official

bedrock, Earth

MineHeart is a Quality Public Lifesteal & Earth SMP Server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 Hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.

IP = play.mineheart.netBedrock Port = 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Toxic Survival (Arcator)

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is a survival server trying to give players the most fun and unique experience possible with some minigames too!

To get to it, when in arcator.co.uk, type /TSurvival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Cryptic Factions

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FactionSquad

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Thanks for voting you will receive your Vote Key on the server were you can use it at /warp Crates. If you didn’t receive the Vote Key please take picture of the vote msg and ask a admin or owner to give you one.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Platinum Pixelmon

Pixelmon

Come join us in an awesome adventure, as you get welcomed into the world with a shiny starter! If you experience issues or don’t have a command, contact us on our site or msg an in game staff member!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EclipseMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EclipseMC is a survival economy server hosted in the USA [1] Keep swearing in public chat to a minimum [2] Hacking is punishable by ban [3] Scamming of IRL purchases is bannable [4] Advertising links not affiliated with EclipseMC is muteable for a minimum of 1 day [5] We reserve the right to remove any perks at any time with no warning [6] All purchases are final unless they are directed immediately to [email protected] [7] purchases may take up to 24 hours to go through [8] Paypal disputes are bannable unless the owner/admins are contacted about it and a time/date is set up [9] Harrassment is punishable by mute [10] Have fun <-- Most important [11] contact staff if you have any questions

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ultranetwork

Bedwars, Cracked, Custom Enchants, op prison, Op skyblock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AnarchyHeroes

Skyblock

AnarchyHeroes [1.7/1.8]

Server network with awesome faction server. IP: play.anarchyheroes.com | Website: www.anarchyheroes.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RecruitPvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

This a great and fun faction server. It is set up by me and a few other custom coders come in and stop by! And we DO NEED STAFF.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dank prison

Classic Prison, Custom Coded, Custom Enchants, Custom Prison, op prison, Prison, PvP, Unique

Dank Prison was Released January 1st 2018. I set out on a quest to create the best prison server possible. Realizing there was no good plugins I could just download I started creating my own. I work on server daily to improve existing code and implement new code to provide the Best Prison Experience

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Yu-Craft

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Towny

Welcome to Yu-Craft, THE Minecraft Trading Card Game Server (NO MODS NEEDED)

> Open packs to get rare cards! > Compete in weekly Tournaments! > Explore the Survival world and create a town! > Build your own Duel Arenas and duel friends!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Sprint.net

Creative, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A tight knit community of people that love playing minecraft, server is currently undergoing development, but in the mean time come join our silly antics. it’s always a good time there.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Saigonmc

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

SaigonMC is a Vietnamese Minecraft server built with a focus on survival mode to build a civilized and healthy community of Minecraft gamers, the best destination for people who like to play this game.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MinePlanets

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Hey Guys!

MinePlanet’s just released their new Factions Server! This is the first of a chain of new server’s that we are releasing.

We’ll even put on a bet that you will love the new sensation! We have gone to thorough lengths to ensure that you really enjoy it!

You can check out more about the MinePlanets server at any of the following locations;

Our Forums @ www.mineplanets.com/forums Our Website @ www.mineplanets.com Our Store @ www.store.mineplanets.com

OR in game! MC.MINEPLANETS.COM

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EnderCrafty

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mini Game Server with survival, just a leisure server looking for fun and well behaved members. No age limit, swearing allowed, gay friendly, and looking for staff!! Unlike most servers we push donations so that we can increase the server size and get people to play and create the ultimate mini game experience completely set to the way you guys want it. We will not directly ask you for donations, the website and various ways of seeing the benefits of donating will be on the server itself.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.