Land of Dank Memes for Boomers and Zoomers – Noobs Need Not Apply!

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Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LevelPvP.Eu

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

We are a kit PvP server in versions 1.7-1.8 With us you can use /kit to request a kit and improve your skills. There are levels 1-10. At the beginning you are at level 1 and can get coins through kills and votes. You can use the coins to buy new kits via /level. Destroy your opponents and become the strongest and richest on the server. At /warp shop you can also buy ranks and orders with the coins!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vulturehub

Skyblock, Survival

Server IP: play.vulturehub.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Titan Factions

Factions, Raiding

This is a Faction server that is pretty much up 24/7 sometimes may close for restarts or if there is work that needs to be done on the server. The Owner is Brokempla and there are 3 Co-Owners MrFire123, KO_Mattrobt, ITookThisUser

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ecuacraft network

Arena Pvp, Eggwars, Ffa, FullPvP, op prison, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Uhc

#1 Ecuadorian Server with the most Online, PvE & PvP time. We are waiting for you and we hope you have a great time on our Network

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	63	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Magma Prison

Economy, Prison

This is a prison server that allows players to join on 1.8 or 1.9 clients.

Quote From Owner: “The prison server took a while to setup because of a few bugs and me going on holiday but it is all now working and will be for the next few years i hope, feel free to join because you will be entered into a draw for the free Bedrock rank (highest donor rank) you will not need to pay anything.”

The server staff a very very very friendly and the owner is on 90% of the time and the other staff members are on now and again, so if you ever need any help with anything on the server there is most likely going to be a member of staff on the server.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fishonmc

Clans, Cosmetics, Custom Coded, Economy, Fishing, ISLAND, Koth, mmo, PvP, RPG

Minecraft fishing has been revolutionized with Fish On MC, a brand new fishing simulator with new fishing mechanics and over 200 new fish species.

You are able to participate in fishing tournaments and competitions throughout the day! Not only is there fishing, but crews which you can join with your friend. You gain access to your own crew island and get special buffs by leveling up your crew. Furthermore, there is also PVP events such as KoTH and the Oil Rig (a pvp fishing area).The PVP is custom with a different health system as well as new armor sets, weapons, and pets you can obtain to become stronger than your opponents.

There are also custom fishing rod textures with epic cosmetic looks!

This server was handcrafted by DatZebra, an avid fisherman in real life who also loves minecraft. After realizing there was no minecraft fishing server like the one he envisioned, he decided to make one himself. He built, textured, and coded the entire server to perfection.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hidden Legacy

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Towny survival re-imagined! Collect and play with hundreds of custom items with their own models and textures. Use custom weapons, skills and abilities to battle Hidden Legacy’s exclusive mobs and bosses, or even battle each other!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crazy Economey

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mineheart official

bedrock, Earth

MineHeart is a Quality Public Lifesteal & Earth SMP Server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 Hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.

IP = play.mineheart.netBedrock Port = 19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Toxic Survival (Arcator)

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is a survival server trying to give players the most fun and unique experience possible with some minigames too!

To get to it, when in arcator.co.uk, type /TSurvival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	163	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7022	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cryptic Factions

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FactionSquad

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

Thanks for voting you will receive your Vote Key on the server were you can use it at /warp Crates. If you didn’t receive the Vote Key please take picture of the vote msg and ask a admin or owner to give you one.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Platinum Pixelmon

Pixelmon

Come join us in an awesome adventure, as you get welcomed into the world with a shiny starter! If you experience issues or don’t have a command, contact us on our site or msg an in game staff member!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EclipseMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EclipseMC is a survival economy server hosted in the USA [1] Keep swearing in public chat to a minimum [2] Hacking is punishable by ban [3] Scamming of IRL purchases is bannable [4] Advertising links not affiliated with EclipseMC is muteable for a minimum of 1 day [5] We reserve the right to remove any perks at any time with no warning [6] All purchases are final unless they are directed immediately to [email protected] [7] purchases may take up to 24 hours to go through [8] Paypal disputes are bannable unless the owner/admins are contacted about it and a time/date is set up [9] Harrassment is punishable by mute [10] Have fun <-- Most important [11] contact staff if you have any questions

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ultranetwork

Bedwars, Cracked, Custom Enchants, op prison, Op skyblock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.