LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	156
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Votes:	9421
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	895
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8772
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Void Gems Collected:	31	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ores Mined:	1085	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Votes:	7076	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Crops Grown:	7340

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Runes Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Farms Harvested:	901

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	8
Buildings Constructed:	46	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mines Excavated:	2614	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com